In other good news, I've been accepted for sail training aboard one of our local tall ships, and I'm very excited about it. I'll be working as a substitute teacher and in sail school on weekends. With luck I'll be spending the summer crewing the ship.
Looking back, I'm rather pleased that I never did sail one of the plastic boats they sell to individuals; I learned to sail aboard a traditional wooden sailboat and have sometimes given a hand on other wooden sailing vessels. I also once had a temp job as a reservation clerk for the same tall ship where I'll be crewing.
I'm immensely looking forward to it. I'm sure the things I learn will go along way towards enlivening future tales of the Pirates of the Narrow Seas.